Four Horsemen Tattoo - Confessions of a Sports Fanatic

Apparently Hubie Brown is retired, so this was the next best option.  What really kills me on this hiring, is the fact that Michael Beasley should be a shoe-in for the first pick now.  Collins’ slow-paced mentality wouldn’t mesh well, if at all, with Derrick Rose’s NBA perfect up-tempo pedigree.  Hey, at least Bill “Beef” [...]

Here at 4HT, quatro is a magic number.  It signifies the greatest backfield in college football history, the greatest group ever assembled in professional wrestling, and the number of Monster energy drinks Steelhead needs to drink to shake off his infamous crippling hangovers.  Without further adiue, here’s Part 4……

29-23.  2 games up.  Big road wins.  Before I go any further, let my clarify:  This describes the 2008 Chicago White Sox, a team every magazine and media outlet denied any discernible credit to during Spring Training.  Steelhead himself, the asshole who wears white socks to weddings/formal events as a tribute, even wrote them off.  The schedule may [...]

Back in the day, I played NES until my hands got sore.  Mario, Zelda, Metroid….you name it.  There wasn’t a title out there I wouldn’t play the shit out of.  My game collection was modest, but definitely diverse.  This all changed when Tecmo released “Tecmo Super Bowl,” a sequel to the popular football game “Tecmo Bowl.”  My game library dropped to [...]

Due to the influx of responses for my running lists comparing NBA Legends to their WWF counterpart, I have decided to shelf my piece on the first place Sox,  grab a bottle of Beam, and indulge you with Part 3…..This match is scheduled for one fall, 15 minute time limit, and is for the Intercontinental Championship [...]

While Steelhead nursed a crippling hangover, 4HT was quite busy this morning.  The piece: “NBA Superstars VS WWF Superstars Part 1″ was linked by the Sports Illustrated website. 
Check it out.

 Steelhead is at it again….He sat down with the staple 12 pack of PBR to help him brainstorm and shit out the ten worst nicknames of all-time.  Prepare for glory…..

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Looks like Nate Montana will walk-on, in hopes of duplicating the gridiron glory his father Joe had at Notre Dame.  http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/arash_markazi/05/12/montana.0512/index.html

As most of you already know, I was, like any other kid from the 80’s, a huge fan of professional wrestling.  The WWF, reaching its zenith during this decade, took my generation by storm.  A few comrades of mine have even kept their allegiance in tact years later.  Although my devotion to the men in tights doesn’t run quite as deep, [...]

I’ll admit it.  During the 80’s, I was OBSESSED with professional wrestling.  I’m guilty as charged.  Before you tell me to have another beer and piss myself, please bear in mind I was a young child during this era. In the midst of yet another crippling bender this weekend, I gave birth to a plan.  Compare every NBA superstar [...]

There is a new standard of excellence, his name is Bill Bramanti, and of course he’s a South Sider………………http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354137,00.html

Anyone bored enough to watch 20 seconds or more of the 2008 NBA playoffs has been generously reminded in that short time span there’s alot of “stuff” happening in the league.  If I see one more of these ludicrous ads providing pearls of wisdom like, “The NBA playoffs, where playoffs happen,” I’m going to put a flaming bag [...]

With the 2008 NFL Draft history, every swinging dick across the planet has come out of the woodwork to grade each team’s choices, foolishly assuming people give a shit about their opinion.  These assholes try to convince America who the big winners and losers are, and usually the evidence to back their claims is about as credible as a degree [...]