Oregon Settles on 384 Different Ways to Piss Off the Rest of College Football

The University of Oregon, aka, Nike Whore U, unveiled new football uniforms on Monday.  This marks the 8th time in 8 years the Ducks have tried to tinker with the sanity of their fanbase.  First year head coach Chip Kelly was in attendance at the historic (albeit redundant) event, and stated, “This is great!  I’m so excited to play dress up with my team on Saturdays…….Even if we don’t win all our games, the Ducks will look fabulous in Nike’s Ziggy Stardust alternate uniforms!  I feel like a virgin on prom night for crissakes!” 

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Five shades of embarrassment

2 Comments

  1. Comment by Josh on June 24, 2009 3:15 pm

    *vomit*

  2. Comment by Stinky Twinkies on June 26, 2009 8:42 pm

    Those uniforms are absolutley stupid. The 2nd and 3rd are okay. Eliminate the rest.

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