Twenty Things Less Embarrassing Than Losing to the Cubs

The Sox blew a golden opportunity in the 8th today, dropping game one to the Cubs 5-4.  This prompted to me to think of things less embarrassing than losing to one of the worst teams in baseball…..

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  1. Shitting your pants on a blind date
  2. Contracting herpes from an exotic dancer
  3. Getting a boner in church
  4. Wearing a fanny pack
  5. Eating at Cracker Barrel
  6. Going to Branson, Missouri for vacation
  7. Getting beat up by a transvestite
  8. Paying for things with Sacajawea coins
  9. Grandma catching you beating off
  10. Drinking Smirnoff Ice
  11. Watching Titanic
  12. Listening to the Jonas Brothers
  13. Riding a public bus because you got a DUI
  14. Playing World of Warcraft
  15. Proposing at someone’s wedding
  16. Being employed by Starbucks
  17. Online dating
  18. Living in Kentucky
  19. Owning anything approved by Billy Mays
  20. Peeing while sitting down

GO SOX

2 Comments

  1. Comment by Stinky Twinkies on June 26, 2009 10:25 pm

    Farrah Fawcett passed away yesterday and when she got to the pearly gates, she was admitted to heaven. Upon her meeting with God, since she had a positive impact on the world, he would grant her anything she desired for people back on Earth.

    She asked for all the children of the world to be safe.

    Michael Jackson passed away later that day….

  2. Comment by Stinky Twinkies on June 27, 2009 8:59 am

    Farrah Fawcett passed away yesterday and when she got to the pearly gates, she was admitted to heaven. Upon her meeting with God, since she had a positive impact on the world, he would grant her anything she desired for people back on Earth.

    She asked for all the children of the world to be safe.

    Michael Jackson passed away later that day….
    P.S. – Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!

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