Twenty Things Less Embarrassing Than Losing to the Cubs
The Sox blew a golden opportunity in the 8th today, dropping game one to the Cubs 5-4. This prompted to me to think of things less embarrassing than losing to one of the worst teams in baseball…..
- Shitting your pants on a blind date
- Contracting herpes from an exotic dancer
- Getting a boner in church
- Wearing a fanny pack
- Eating at Cracker Barrel
- Going to Branson, Missouri for vacation
- Getting beat up by a transvestite
- Paying for things with Sacajawea coins
- Grandma catching you beating off
- Drinking Smirnoff Ice
- Watching Titanic
- Listening to the Jonas Brothers
- Riding a public bus because you got a DUI
- Playing World of Warcraft
- Proposing at someone’s wedding
- Being employed by Starbucks
- Online dating
- Living in Kentucky
- Owning anything approved by Billy Mays
- Peeing while sitting down
GO SOX
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Farrah Fawcett passed away yesterday and when she got to the pearly gates, she was admitted to heaven. Upon her meeting with God, since she had a positive impact on the world, he would grant her anything she desired for people back on Earth.
She asked for all the children of the world to be safe.
Michael Jackson passed away later that day….
Farrah Fawcett passed away yesterday and when she got to the pearly gates, she was admitted to heaven. Upon her meeting with God, since she had a positive impact on the world, he would grant her anything she desired for people back on Earth.
She asked for all the children of the world to be safe.
Michael Jackson passed away later that day….
P.S. – Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!